If I was a rapper, I'd rap about the new Crown Athlete

"Spiderman, Non-Italian Imposter of Italian Spiderman." (ryanwacker02) 09/15/2013 at 22:31 • Filed to: None

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Spiderman, Non-Italian Imposter of Italian Spiderman. 09/15/2013 at 22:33

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I woke up in a new Crown Athlete!

getchapopcorn > Spiderman, Non-Italian Imposter of Italian Spiderman. 09/15/2013 at 22:33

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If you were a rapper, I'd hope you'd use the subjunctive mood.

GhostZ > Spiderman, Non-Italian Imposter of Italian Spiderman. 09/15/2013 at 22:33

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Unique from the front.

A boring and ugly Lexus GS from the fenders back.

PatBateman > Spiderman, Non-Italian Imposter of Italian Spiderman. 09/15/2013 at 22:36

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I roll up to the club bitches be fallin like sticks
They be screamin' over my eight speed and that monster V6

Jayhawk Jake > Spiderman, Non-Italian Imposter of Italian Spiderman. 09/15/2013 at 22:41

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I'm just going to say that I read that as 'If I was a rapist'

PS9 > Spiderman, Non-Italian Imposter of Italian Spiderman. 09/15/2013 at 22:51

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Nowadays everybody wanna drive like they got somethin' to prove

But nothing happens when they go to push the gas

See when your skills are half assed

You're bound to fall down and bow before the crown